1: I love Jordan. She is beautiful and funny and she has a pink aga. When I found out about this I got myself a pink aga and I keep it under a tree over the garden wall where I live. I also want the pink tea set Jordan has and I'm hoping Santa will bring it for me.
2: My mum and dad are wonderful. They are very politically active and because of them I decided to join the Young Conservatives. Have you seen WebCameron? It's great!
3: I like being on things and in between things. I think it's excellent to lie on prickly, bothersome, uncomfortable objects, such as audio cables. Even better is to squeeze oneself into a tight spot like the trellis pictured above. As you can tell from my face I am at my happiest.